A brief introduction.

Greetings, fellow street trash!

Welcome to The Trash-Hole, my own little smelly, dank corner of the internet where I'll be randomly spewing commentary on the shit that interests me (and hopefully you) the most! This place isn't intended to be a news source or an authoritative look at the horror underground or anything. It's just my blog and I'm an out of touch kind of guy. I just write about the shit I'm currently into, which more likely than not will be shit that's not very current at all. Deal.

Also, I'm opinionated (i.e. an elitist asshole) and may very well say something you don't agree with. So in the spirit of fairness, I'm going to put forth a few guidelines that will indicate if you should even bother to return to this site!

If...

1) You think Eli Roth and Quentin Tarantino are brilliant directors...
2) The first horror movie you ever saw was made after 1990...
3) You like anything by Metallica, Slayer, or Megadeth after 1990...
4) You think Suffocation and Necrophagist are currently putting out good Death Metal...
5) Your top 5 list of horror movies includes one of the "Saw" movies or any remake that isn't "The Thing", "The Fly" or "The Blob"...

...chances are we won't get along very well and you should probably just fuck off now. However, there's always exceptions and if any of the aforementioned applies to you and you care to stay and learn a thing or two, then welcome aboard! You'll thank me later. Just keep in mind that if I say anything that pisses you off, it's only a blog and I don't care.

When I started this post I thought I'd tell you all about me, but I've changed my mind. You'll get to know me through the blog itself. Hopefully you'll be entertained at least and at best, exposed to some cool shit which is what this place is all about.

Coming Soon: My pathetic little tribute to a band that led me to my reawakening to all things horror, sleazy, and sick. Lord Gore, you will be missed...

*A special thanks to Branden from Ex Dementia for the logo! Thanks Pal!